HauptmannGurken's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Patch & Scurvy]

Few pointers.

First thing wrong: It's way too short to be that funny. Ad some situational humor or something.
Second thing wrong: It's British... talk with an American accent next time, people like that.

TheMythicBrother responds:

Well I am British.

[Command & Conquer : Short]

War is not fun.

First of all it was pointless. If it actually had... well... anything else it probably would have been better.

Second of all, we kicked their asses in Op: Desert Storm and OP: Desert Shield. I know plenty of people who were there and they splattered those bastards all over their own scuds.

What are you part of the Taliban?

Dragonman11 responds:

Sorry, but this is a "FLASH" not a "REAL TIME MOVIE", fool, so it doesnt matter.
In the extension, the US will win anyway so...

[Corner Hag]

i can't tell...

I have no idea what was going on... cause the voices are really in... oh... wait.. .you know that, huh?

zenkigen responds:

Yeah you cant tell whats going on because you are observing typical hobo behavior... and most of the time it makes no sense. You cant understand them... and if you try to use logic in a world of magicians you get bogged down in a horrible state of separation. The voices were intended to be hardly intelligable, but just hints of understanding. All in all this is just my first production, and lacks majorly... I hope to put out higher quality.

[Taxman (not finished)]

mmm, fuzzy.

Drug induced chomas, anyone?

ThemonkeyonNG responds:

thank you HauptmannGurken. That's exactly what I was going for in this. Thanks alot!


moron

[Wolfboy]

great job

that was excellent.
short but sweet,
Great animation
this film is the epitome of a high quality claymation

[How Newgrounds Functions]

why?

how in the hell did this end up on the front page?

EvilBerryClock responds:

because you touch yourself at night