HauptmannGurken's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Winter Attack (part 1)]

Amazing

truely remarkable, best claymation on NG and best i've seen on the net in quite some time. This beats me and my Voodoo Potato anyday. Congratulations man, you did a fantastic job.

MackProductions responds:

Thanks! You are pretty good yourself, I remember watching Voodoo Potato a while ago. Thanks for the review and good luck in your future films as well

[A Lonely Christmas]

not bad

wasn't too bad, i am however a huge fan of claymation. That was probably the first time i saw anyone use cotton as a substitue for snow. A better choice would be to use clay, if you can afford that much of it. Using clay for the ground also helps your characters stand better, ive found this to be true through personal experience. If you wanna see what I mean check out my film Voodoo Potato, all the ground is clay.

By the way you do have potential, don't listen to any negative reviews, unless they give you valid advice to back up their reason for given you that review.

If you do decide to take a look at my film, tell me what you think with a response to this or a review for my film, I'm open to suggestions and criticism.

SoniKaoS responds:

Thanks, I'll be sure to check out the film.

[(2005)Best Klay Sport]

Are you God?

No. You're not. So tell me; Who the hell gave you permission to abuse CLAY like that? Not to mention the visual and audio sensory nightmare that you put the viewers through. You're wasting electrons, man.

Knox responds:

and you just wasted 3 seconds of my life

[The Green Blur]

i love claymation

not bad, it could use a little more sound, and with time and practice your style and animation will improve as well. If this gets blammed dont take it the wrong way, if you keep at it eventually you'll make somethng great.

whiskas1 responds:

thanks ya one reason for the animation lacking is the puppet, which is my fault. he was falling appart, so i couldnt give him alot of smooth movemnt, and after a while i start to not take my time

[Patch & Scurvy]

Few pointers.

First thing wrong: It's way too short to be that funny. Ad some situational humor or something.
Second thing wrong: It's British... talk with an American accent next time, people like that.

TheMythicBrother responds:

Well I am British.

[Command & Conquer : Short]

War is not fun.

First of all it was pointless. If it actually had... well... anything else it probably would have been better.

Second of all, we kicked their asses in Op: Desert Storm and OP: Desert Shield. I know plenty of people who were there and they splattered those bastards all over their own scuds.

What are you part of the Taliban?

Dragonman11 responds:

Sorry, but this is a "FLASH" not a "REAL TIME MOVIE", fool, so it doesnt matter.
In the extension, the US will win anyway so...

[Corner Hag]

i can't tell...

I have no idea what was going on... cause the voices are really in... oh... wait.. .you know that, huh?

zenkigen responds:

Yeah you cant tell whats going on because you are observing typical hobo behavior... and most of the time it makes no sense. You cant understand them... and if you try to use logic in a world of magicians you get bogged down in a horrible state of separation. The voices were intended to be hardly intelligable, but just hints of understanding. All in all this is just my first production, and lacks majorly... I hope to put out higher quality.

[Taxman (not finished)]

mmm, fuzzy.

Drug induced chomas, anyone?

ThemonkeyonNG responds:

thank you HauptmannGurken. That's exactly what I was going for in this. Thanks alot!


moron

[How Newgrounds Functions]

why?

how in the hell did this end up on the front page?

EvilBerryClock responds:

because you touch yourself at night